stoned-levi:

"He takes these arm jokes too fucking far, man. Christ. You shouldn’t do that to someone who isn’t sober.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving you fuckbags. Stay away from the mall.”

its-saya:

Hello there!!! So here is another GIVEAWAY!
This time there is only one giveaway, but it is very BIG one!
You can have:
- one HUGE (comparing to A4) marine bag
- one MakoHaru pillow
- five magazines with Free!
- three HUGE posters
ALL new and fresh!!
All you need is to reblog this post (no follow needed, but I will be happy if you do!).
It is international!!
Closing date: 23 July.
Please, reblog it!!!
And thank you very much for taking part!

stoned-levi:

rivaidere:

stoned-levi:

Me: That’s it.
Me: *rips off shirt*
Me: That fuckin tears it.
Me: *puts on boxing gloves*
Me: We’re settling this right now.
Me: *puts on mouth guard*
Me: *steps into the ring*
Me: Winner decides what color Eren Jaeger’s fucking eyes are.

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close enough (x)

*drops gloves*

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(Source: vinebox)

tsunoiz:

i would like to thank not only god but also the creators of the dmmd anime for making this

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turn into this

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cant wait for the full release of this episode

source

How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)