http://kidagakashh.tumblr.com/post/98217466363/textsfromtitanfood-consider-the-following-aus

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costumes to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help…

Haha.. What a noce surprise to wake up. #finland #kuopio #wtf #snow #winteriscoming #winter

Haha.. What a noce surprise to wake up. #finland #kuopio #wtf #snow #winteriscoming #winter

ladymisalein:

marios-are-red-sams-are-green:

I am prepared for the consequences that lie ahead

THIS IS SO TERRIBLE THAT I EVEN CELEBRATE IT MORE OH MY GOSH

ladymisalein:

marios-are-red-sams-are-green:

I am prepared for the consequences that lie ahead

THIS IS SO TERRIBLE THAT I EVEN CELEBRATE IT MORE OH MY GOSH

risamai:

tophatgentleman:

idontevenknowher:

k-alifornialove:

Want to get fit? DO THIS every morning.

  • next time you want a cookie, eat a fruit.
  • need some chocolate? switch to dark, its way healthier!

small changes make a huge difference, you can do it!

Tophat, this is what I’ve been doing lately in lieu of an actual gym.

Dear, I can’t do 5 pushups.

What the actual fuck.

i cant do 1 whole push-up…..

nor crunches….

nor hold a plank for 45 seconds….

im screwed